Insurance Age blog: Sports people as biscuits, insurers as presenters

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If you have never listened to Fighting Talk (Radio 5, Saturday 11am) then you are missing a trick. One of the staple jokes is ‘sports people as biscuits’ where Seb Coe becomes a Viennese Whirl, or Gareth Southgate is likened to a digestive, a good honest English biscuit but prone to crumble under pressure.

But why should sport have all the fun?

And so I offer to you the results of 4 mins 33 seconds of thinking: insurers as TV presenters.

I recall once hearing Stewart Lee on another radio show describing the relationship between Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer on Location, Location Location as, and I paraphrase, full of the crackle of unresolved sexual tension.

After a summer full of bids and recent rumours of counter offers, clearly Aviva and RSA are perfect to fill this flirtatious couple's

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