Broking break: And finally...

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On the spot

Gauntlet’s Roger Gaunt on learning to kite board and dream cars

▶ The weirdest item I have ever been asked to find a quote for is…

…the one that sticks in my memory is a fleet of amphibious buses one of which appeared on the news shortly after we arranged cover having sunk forcing the tourists to have to swim to the river bank

▶ If I were a superhero, other than flying, my superpower would be…

…superhuman intelligence. If nothing else, this would make tackling GCSE and A-level